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SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS, A WEEK OF DIVING (got a certificate too :p), FIESTA, SHOPPING EVERYDAY, TONS OF ICE CREAM, WATERMELON SODA EVERY MORNING, BABY TURTLES, KITTENS, A TALKING UGLY BIRD, A TRIP TO GOZO BY JEEP AND SICILLY.
I spent about 2 hours carving this turtle, it looked better in real life than in this picture, I promise :(
Near the capital city, Sliema, i saw the most random thing ever. I apsolutely love it though, But i wish they didn't put the letters upside down...
(Lol at the woman starring from the distance)
In Etna. on some rocks, this place was so depressing, all you could see was a volcano, and back rocks everywhere. It was rather fascinating to see houses covered in melted lava, and I bought some apple jam and pistachio creme, then vomited.
Journey from Silema back to Mellieha, everything is made of limestone, even the people.
Cactuses!!!
Buildings made of limestone....
Lulululllll, Maltas Vodafone advert.
It might not look like it in the picture, but the water there is so unbelievably clear....
Crazy ass bus, 10000 years old, the doors don't even fucking close, the windows, wide opened, you pull that rope thingy when you want to get off the bus, AND IT WONT EVEN STOP, YOU'VE GOT TO JUMP OFF. It drives like 90 mph, it feels like the whole thing is going to fall apart, and as I prayed not to die, the driver, with his little black glasses and a coca cola in his hand, sang along to 'Waka Waka' from the radio and ate a big fat burger that stunk like a fucking plague and some serious vaginal infection.
Salt...
More salt...
The weirdest mail box ever, this was at the fiesta i went to. This is one of the houses on one of the streets, most of them were opened because it was like 40 degrees outside at 9pm, if you accualy went inside there, you'd feel like in a church, seriously, these people must earn millions to make their houses look like that. High ceilings, golden statues and burning candles, red carpet, massive paintings of Jesus and orange lights.
Jeeeesuuuuuuus
THIS DOG LOOKS LIKE A POLAR BEAR. I WANT IT.
Church in Malta, its rather amazing
View from my balcony in Mellieha, best place in the world <3
Imagine if I fell from there....
Sliema
if you look to left, you can see a little square thingy, it's accualy a swimming pool IN McDONALDS
Epiiiiiiiiicccnesss, I was so temped to go there, but fuck that, I hate McDonalds just as much as I hate Thatcher.
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